So I would like to share with you some reasons why it's pretty good to live with Roommate.
Exhibit A: She'll Make Extra Coffee

Now, I don't live in a B&B; thus, this doesn't occur every morning. However, sometimes she'll make a few extra cups and leave them in the pot, thus sparing me the (seems like at 7 a.m. when I haven't had caffeine yet) trouble of having to scoop, pour and wait. And we all know that when you've just woken up, waiting for coffee is the worst. I personally prefer just to not make any at all and wait for the crappy free stuff at work. But I digress. What nicer way to wake up in the morning?
Exhibit B: This Bitchin' Birthday Cake She Made Me

Yes, those are dinosaurs on a volcano island! Because dinosaurs are super cool, that's why. We totally brought this to the Local for my birthday party last fall. It was amazing. She even catered to my request for a chocolate frosting tar pit. A+.
So there you have it--examples of my roommate's uncontested awesomeness. She might jump to uncomfortable conclusions about Oprah, but she's not half bad.
I heart Tess!
ReplyDeleteShe does not complain when your cousin and I take up a 4x6 ft piece of your kitchen. Also, we bonded over Juicy Lucy's and mugs of beer AND she told me she thinks my ultra-metrosexual friend might be gay - which totally justifies how much I make fun of him.
Aww, you have TWO work wives AND a home wife. What else do you need? Oh yeah, sex.
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