Monday, March 30, 2009

Bar Food Resurrection

Easter weekend I will be visited by my cousin Dustin and his girlfriend Frannie. They're both grad students at Iowa State and they hosted me for an awesome tailgating weekend last fall. In return, I will host them for a bar food-themed Easter weekend.

On the agenda so far:
1. Eat some Jucy Lucys
2. Make some buffalo wings
3. Drink Premium
4. Decorate Easter eggs
5. Eat Easter candy

No joke, I am really effing excited. I would like a Jucy Lucy in my Easter basket. Do you think the staff at Matt's Bar would nestle one on some decorative grass for me if I over-tipped?

All-Natural Birth Control

Here is my recipe:

Spend hours on delayed airplanes full of children and teenagers. Kids are loud. To quote one on my flight from Orlando, "Mommy I NEED THINGS!"

And then they grow up to be teenagers. Who travel in packs as a touring choir.