Rejuvenated!

Right now my roommate and I are in front of the TV watching Jon and Kate Plus 8 (love love love). An Oprah commercial just aired, and I'd like to share with you all our exchange.

Oprah: It was like a science fiction movie. I'd never seen anything like it. Blah blah blah, something about flesh-eating bacteria.

Roommate: Okay, in my head, when she said 'it was like a science fiction movie, I'd never seen anything like it,' I immediately thought 'vaginal rejuvenation.'

Me: Um, I like that's where your mind went. Why?

Roommate: Because she's Oprah?

It's Monday, and It's Raining

Today when I got to work my coworker asked me how I was doing. I pulled a face and said, "eh, you know, it's Monday and it's raining..."

Then I pulled another face and said, "that was really 'Dilbert' of me. Boring. I'm sorry."

Because complaining about Monday's is boring. However...necessary, too, I think?