Now I don't want to seem ungrateful for this gift the universe has given us, but was anyone else just a little disappointed? I guess I wanted him to be better at being Zack! Even if it means kind of pathetically spending 10 minutes a day in that character, come on, do it for the fans and the inevitable meta talk show sketches.
It was good and all, and I did love the SAT score/Stansbury reference, naturally, but what happened to the boyish pep? The self-embracing cheesiness? The joy in being Zack effing Morris?
Perhaps...I dreamed too big.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dinosaur Fitness!
Last week I came up with a terrific business plan while walking back from dinner at Shuang Cheng, and I'm really excited to share it with you all. Now, as I've made more than clear, I love dinosaurs. I know I already have plans to open a finishing school, but should that ever fail, everyone needs a backup, right?I am going to open a dinosaur-themed health club, Dinosaur Fitness!. The exclamation point is part of the name.
So what is Dinosaur Fitness!? Well...did you ever see an overweight dinosaur? The fitness program is still in the early stages of development, but here are some things I foresee being on the schedule:
1. Dinosaur role playing: Assign various species on the dinosaur food chain to class participants. Have them chase each other around, in character, using species' body movements and position on the great chain of being. For instance, the T-Rex would need to rely on the lower body and isolate the rib cage. Did you ever see a bendy T-Rex? The Pterodactyl would have to do a lot of arm movement and have a strong core. And it could be aquatic, too. The Ichthyosaur was an underwater dinosaur. Marathon swimming chasing!
2. Dinosaur nutrition: only eat what you can hunt and forage on a daily basis. No gardening. There were no dinosaur farmers.
So far that's all I've got.
Ooh, wait, velociraptor sprint relays!
So, can I count on your membership fees?
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