Guys, if you didn't already love IKEA, check it out:
Right? A little dubious, but you'd totally check it out and use it for an excuse to go look at the Malm dresser and sideboards you (or I) covet. Those Swedes are a generous bunch!
Or are they? Take a look at the special listed on the IKEA Canada site:
Technically $.93 more (U.S.) with current exchange rates, but it's a greater variety of meat (Americans love meat [heh!]), offered every day, which I think makes up for it. I feel like this plateful is designed with Texas in mind (why have cornbread when you can have more meat, right Texas?), so why does Canada get it? Is everything bigger in Saskatchewan? No. That is not how the phrase goes.
We try to make fun of their accents, but dudes, Canada is truly the land of plenty. And also, this: