
I can't get over this. It almost makes me want to have kids so that someone will purchase it for one of them and I can pretend birthday gifts are only for mommies.
Of course, Amazon has plenty of helpful advice about what I should buy now that I've viewed it.

Here's where I'm tempted to make some joke about how they know me so well, I mean, God, Amazon, but, you know. They kind of have me dead on.